The Weather Man
The weather man smiles at the camera.
“Good evening! Tonight it is going to rain. Take your umbrella!”
But tonight there is no rain. Tonight there is snow.
“Tomorrow it is going to be hot and sunny,” he says. “A lovely day!”
But tomorrow it is cold. It snows again.
“Yesterday was wet,” he says.
“But yesterday it snowed!” the people shout at their TVs.
The weather man smiles.
“And now, the weather for next week.”
Everyone turns off the TV and looks out the window.