The Best Phone for Cats

Yuki: I need a new phone. Which one is better?

Salesperson: Well, this one’s the newest. The screen is bigger and the camera is the best we have.

Yuki: And the price?

Salesperson: It’s also the most expensive.

Yuki: Of course it is. What about this one?

Salesperson: Cheaper. Smaller screen, but faster than the old models.

Yuki: Hmm. I just want to call my mom and look at cat photos.

Salesperson: Then honestly? This one. It’s the cheapest, and it does both.

Yuki: So the worst phone is the best phone for me.

Salesperson: For cat photos, yes. It’s perfect.