I’m Dad!
Mom: Who is this?
Eva: Hello, Mom. I’m Dad.
Mom: You’re Dad? OK. Whose coat is it?
Eva: It’s my coat.
Mom: Whose shoes are these?
Eva: They’re my shoes.
Mom: And whose hat is it?
Eva: It’s my hat. I’m Dad!
Dad: Good morning! Where is my coat? Where are my shoes? Where is my hat?
Mom: They’re here. This is Dad.
Dad: Hello, Dad. I’m Eva. I’m five years old.