How Do I Connect My Cat?
Caller: Hi, yes, I bought a new tablet today, and I can't connect it to the internet.
Worker: No problem, I can help. First, can you open the settings?
Caller: Okay… I see a lot of words. Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, Network…
Worker: Good. Tap on Network. Then tap on your Wi-Fi name.
Caller: Done. Now it wants a code.
Worker: That's your password. You need to type the password for your home Wi-Fi.
Caller: I don't know my password.
Worker: It's usually on the back of your router. The little box near your window.
Caller: Oh, that thing. My cat sleeps on it.
Worker: Please move the cat and read the code to me.
Caller: Okay, hold on. (long pause) The cat is not happy. The code is… B, 7, K, 9, 2.
Worker: Type that in.
Caller: It says “connected”! It worked!
Worker: Great. Now you can download anything you want.
Caller: Thank you so much. One more question.
Worker: Yes?
Caller: How do I connect my cat?