Grandma Does Everything

Grandma plays the job game with the two kids.

“I sing on a big stage,” she says. “What am I?”

“A singer!” the kids shout.

“Yes! Now this one. I work with cows and grow corn.”

“A farmer!”

“Good. I dance, I paint, I act in films.”

The kids think. “A dancer? An artist? An actor?”

“Yes, yes, and yes,” Grandma says. “All three.”

“That is not one job!” the older kid says.

“I know,” Grandma says. “I am your grandma. I do everything.”