A Free Shower
Theo: I told you we should've checked the tent before we left.
Dana: It was sunny this morning! How was I supposed to know it would rain?
Theo: It's a camping trip in October, Dana. It always rains.
(A drop of water lands on Theo's nose. Then another.)
Dana: Okay, that one's leaking. Move your sleeping bag.
Theo: Move it where? The whole roof is dripping now.
Dana: This was supposed to be a fun adventure.
Theo: It is fun. We're getting a free shower.
Dana: Very funny. Pass me that pot.
Theo: A pot? Are you going to cook in this?
Dana: No. I'm going to catch the water before it soaks my new bag.
Theo: We should've stayed home and watched a film.
Dana: We should've. But then we wouldn't have this great story.