Very Experienced

A man walked into an interview for a research position. He had spent weeks preparing.

“So,” the interviewer said, looking at his form. “It says here you have ten years of research experience.”

“That's right,” the man said proudly. “I've researched almost everything.”

“Impressive. Which field?”

The man smiled. “Holidays, mostly. I've researched beaches in Spain, hotels in Greece, the best flights to Italy. I'm very experienced.”

The interviewer put down her pen. “Sir, this is a position for a medical researcher.”

“Oh,” the man said. There was a long pause. “Have you considered a holiday?”