The Cheapest Vacation

Ana: Let's take a vacation! Where do you want to travel?

Pavel: I want to visit the beach. But the beach is expensive.

Ana: I prefer the mountains. And the mountains cost less.

Pavel: The mountains? The journey is too long. Ten hours on a bus!

Ana: I hope you like buses, then.

Pavel: Okay. I have a better plan. It costs nothing.

Ana: Nothing? I agree to that! Where is it?

Pavel: My sofa. We are going to visit my sofa. It is the most beautiful sofa in the world.

Ana: That is the worst plan. But it is cheap. I agree.