Mind the Cows

Driver: Excuse me. How do I get to the lake?

Woman: Go west on this road. Just keep going.

Driver: West. Okay. For how long?

Woman: About ten minutes. You’ll see a gas station.

Driver: A gas station. Then what?

Woman: Take the second road on the right.

Driver: The second, not the first?

Woman: The second. The first goes to the farm.

Driver: Got it. And the lake is there?

Woman: It’s opposite a big red barn. You can’t miss it.

Driver: Can I park near the water?

Woman: Yes. Park by the trees. It’s free.

Driver: Thank you very much.

Woman: No problem. Mind the cows on the road.