The Wrong Way

A tourist stops outside the train station. She is lost.

“Excuse me,” she says to a market seller. “Where is the museum?”

“Go north,” the seller says. “Walk across the road. The museum is behind the big park.”

“Is it near?”

“Yes, five minutes. The bus stop is east, but you can walk.”

“Thank you!” the tourist says. She walks south.

“No!” the seller calls. “North! The other way!”