The Phone Virus

Agent: Hello, tech support. How can I help?

Ron: My phone has a virus. I'm sure of it. A big one.

Agent: Okay, let's have a look. What is it doing?

Ron: A man on the internet told me. A website said my mobile was in danger.

Agent: Ah. Did you download anything from that site?

Ron: No. I closed it immediately. I'm not a stupid user.

Agent: That was the right thing to do. Those sites lie to scare people.

Ron: So I do have a virus?

Agent: Probably not. Let's check. First, open your settings.

Ron: Okay… settings… done.

Agent: Now tell me, is your phone slow today?

Ron: No. It's fine. The screen is just very dark.

Agent: Is the little sun at the top turned down?

Ron: …Oh. Yes. My grandson must have touched it.

Agent: There's your virus. Slide the sun up.

Ron: It's bright again! No virus?

Agent: No virus. Your phone is perfectly connected and healthy.

Ron: Well. I feel a bit silly now.

Agent: Don't. You called instead of paying that website. Smartest thing all day.