A Very Good Rabbit

My house is too tidy. I am a rabbit, and I know things.

Look at this floor. There are no socks here. There are no crumbs. This is wrong. A good floor has crumbs.

Look at these books. They are all on the shelf. They should be on the floor, in a big soft pile. I can fix this.

Look at those shoes by the door. They are in a neat line. Shoes are not happy in a line. I will move them. One shoe goes here. One shoe goes under the bed.

Now, this phone. It is on the table. I do not like it. It makes a noise. I push it with my nose. It falls. Good.

There. Give me one more second. I push the plant too.

Now the house is not tidy. Now the house is perfect. I am a very good rabbit.